From the Monster Book of Monsters to Monstronomicon: How Haunted House Publishing Lost Any Good Faith

I didn’t think I’d be talking about another Kickstarter in this way, but this is too important to leave undiscussed. Once more, we have a case of artists being taken advantage of, and unfortunately this case comes from the “NoSleep” community of authors. I don’t care who it may be, but if someone is devaluing or stepping on artists for personal gain, it’s never acceptable. The fact this is coming from what I considered a fairly respectable community makes it all the more shocking.

On November 30th, a Kickstarter project titled “The Monster Book of Monsters Film Project” went live. It’s managed by Jeff Speziale, who is in Tobias Wade’s stable known as Haunted House Publishing—a company that specializes in works by reddit /r/NoSleep authors. Before we get into the pitch video they made for this, let’s take a look at what they had to say about their project:

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Who, whoah, WOAH there!

First problem: if you are uninitiated, the “Monster Book of Monsters” is the exact name of a fictional book that appears in the Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling (which the Kickstarter page is also quick to point out.) And before anyone asks, yes, characters are protected intellectual property in most scenarios—even outside of trademarks.

Right from the start, it’s obvious what’s going on here. This isn’t a fan project for Harry Potter. This isn’t some kind of innocent homage to a work of popular fiction. This is blatant infringement by the creators—either out of ignorance, or as intended leverage to draw more interest to the Kickstarter—but that’s not the only thing that’s wrong here. Let’s scroll down.

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That’s it. I mean that literally; the two screenshots you see here show the entire text of the Kickstarter description.

Oh, and really quick—the video isn’t anything special. It’s an amateurish cut of a bunch of stock footage with text that essentially asks the viewer to help make the TV show a reality by donating. None of the project creators appear in the video, and no additional information is given.

Already, reading that for the first time, I found all the familiar red flags that almost always crop up with projects like these. The use of funds is described in a way that is disturbingly vague, and in one paragraph we’re told, “Additionally, royalties from the book’s sales will go directly towards funding the sizzle reel.”

You could interpret that pretty much one of two ways; either all the book’s earnings from sales is going into the sizzle reel, or a percentage of the book’s earnings from sales is going into the sizzle reel. The latter interpretation is more optimistic, but the use of language makes it impossible to tell which is correct.

But what is the problem with all the royalties going into the sizzle reel? Isn’t that reasonable?

It would be—if all of this wasn’t so ambiguous and shady as it is. Say a publisher wants to make a book where all the funds go to a charity. Fair enough. All that would be necessary is clear proof the money is actually being sent to the given organization. It’s another thing, however, to make a promise that royalties are being put toward a project that is a high-risk—such as a sizzle reel for a TV show—and say absolutely nothing about where any of the money is going.

Are these people trustworthy and responsible in the position they’re asking to be in?

What is their plan for the creation and execution of this project?

What are they spending this money on?

These are some of the most important questions to ask, and none of them are answered in this project. To me, this page reads like some random guy on the street approaching to say, “Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if we made a NoSleep TV show? Can you give me thousands of dollars to make it? No promises, but if you give me all that money it might happen.” That’s not the kind of person to be giving money to—because if someone pitches you an idea like that, history shows they’ll take your money, walk off, and you’ll never see them again.

It would be a different story if someone approached and said they wanted to make a show, and made it obvious they had the drive, responsibility, and qualifications to demonstrate they’re capable of putting the idea into action—but that’s not what we’ve been shown here.

For all we know, it’s possible all the royalties from book sales are going into the weightless “maybe” of a potential TV show—which means none of the authors involved in this project are actually getting paid for their work. If that’s true, I feel bad for them, because all they’re receiving in return is naive hope that one day their story will be brought to life. Working for nothing isn’t necessarily a crime in the creative world, but it’s a terrifying thing to even see a vague hint that this publisher could very well be using this free material they’ve gathered to simply further themselves at the author’s expense.

I’ve seen it before: authors sometimes give away their film rights in publishing contracts, and then as soon as the publisher is contacted by a studio, they sell the rights and run off with all the money because they are legally allowed to do so—leaving the author without a dime for any of their effort. I’m not saying that’s what’s going to happen here, but this is a very real concern that is left in the air. It’s cautionary tales like these that lead me to tell artists that you should never work for nothing. “Hope” is not payment. “Exposure” is not payment. And the only person it’s going to hurt in the long term is you as an artist. Do you want everyone else to profit off your work while you remain financially stagnant? That’s likely in the world of the “free market.”

Since the initial launch of this Kickstarter, the page has been revised. They removed their intent to use J. K. Rowling’s intellectual property, and changed the title of the book to “Monstronomicon.” It’s kinda hilarious considering that too is also the title of an already existing work:

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Either way, it seems either Rowling and her team told them to back off, or maybe they realized the error in their ways and opted to lower their legal risk. I want to be optimistic and less cynical, but it’s hard after seeing the patterns that become clear having witnessed projects collapse on themselves.

I was pretty much neutral in regards to Haunted House Publishing before. I’ve worked with authors and other creatives who have been involved in their work, and was overall happy to see something bigger coming out of the community in the form of serious indie publishing. After this though, it puts their credibility into question at the very least. The fact they are willing to use property they do not own without hesitation suggests the possibility that they won’t hesitate to step on fellow creatives to further themselves. It opens the door to speculate that they’re willing to be amoral in how they run their business.

If Jeff Speziale, Tobias Wade, or anyone in the Haunted House team happen to be reading this, I hope to be clear in saying I don’t hold anything personally against you—though I’m admittedly disturbed by the way you’re running your Kickstarter. For all I know, the lot of you could be trustworthy, qualified, and more than capable of making a quality sizzle reel and pitching it to networks. Even if that’s true, you’ve done a poor job of presenting yourselves.

For everyone else, this is yet another warning to those who back crowdfunding campaigns. These are the red flags to be looking out for. If I were you, I wouldn’t be giving these people my money. It’s too late now; they’ve already passed their $5,000 goal with another sixteen days left as I write this. But how can you take action? Ask questions that need to be asked. Let artists bear the responsibility of proving they are capable and qualified, and do not give them your money unless they do so.


Credit where credit is due, thanks to Kyle “TheLawliet10” Riley for bringing all this to my attention and coming up with the title that sparked this post.

Ulysses: An Epic Waste of Time (Explained)

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Undoubtedly there have been times where we’ve walked out of a movie, put down a book, or finished a TV series thinking “Well damn, what a waste of my time.” The phrase comes from a longing unfulfilled—a perceived lacking in said film, book, or show—which leads us to the conclusion that our time has been wasted.

And just as inevitable as the experience of “time-wasting” art, is the approaching critic who says “No, see… That art is genius because it’s like REAL LIFE.”

One of the most stand-out examples of this comes from James Joyce—defending his book Ulysses from the onslaught of criticism once it was published.

“If ‘Ulysses’ isn’t worth reading, then life isn’t worth living.”
—James Joyce

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A Week of Consequential Reading #1

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Welcome friends, nerds, book junkies. Welcome to my ever-expanding bookshop filled to the gills with all sorts of odds and ends. It’s a place you could stay all day; believe me, I’ve lost track of the times I’ve let that happen.

Each week I’m going to share and review a the selection of stories I’ve read. I’ll be reading old, I’ll be reading new, but almost always it will be short fiction I’ve had the pleasure (or sometimes displeasure) of reading. You’re more than welcome to follow along each week and discover new authors, as well as cherished old favorites, and let me know what you think. It’s like a book club, except this is a blog… and it’s short stories… and I’m sitting alone typing on a lifeless, digital page…

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There Will Always be Monsters

Mirror_IllustrationYour feelings don’t matter. Not how you feel, and not how you were stung.

The world doesn’t care what happened in your past, or where you’ve come from. Life moves on. “This offended me,” you said, and so you were offended. What does that mean?

When the art stares at you and holds a mirror to those nasty little things you refuse to look at, there’s no point in cursing the mirror or the holder. Your problems are within.

Perhaps you are scarred from something in the past.

There will always be thorns. Always be things that reach out their limbs and draw blood with their talons. And if your mind resides in any place akin to the real world, there will always be monsters.

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